Monday meanderings.
Is it just me, or does anyone else smell something fishy in the
sudden rash of mass murders involving firearms? I'm not one to
latch on to conspiracy theories, but as someone once told me: "two
is a coincidence, three is a pattern."
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Speaking of recent shootings, it seems the police in the
Binghampton incident waited more than an hour to make
entry, despite the emerging
protocol of immediate engagement upon arrival. Their Chief is now
busy making excuses for the delay; one is reminded of the "Blues
Brothers Gambit":
"I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough
money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An
old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There
was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY
FAULT!"
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The gun prohibitionists, realizing the the Mexican Argument for
U.S. gun control isn't gaining any traction, have jumped on the
chance to use the blood of the innocent to further their
ambitions. Their latest planted story is that of the former
newspaper editor who "almost went postal" once upon a time.
Naturally, he blames the wide availability of guns (and
specifically his "hunting rifle") for contributing to his supposed
mental instability. (See if you can spot the egregious gun
terminology error in his story...)
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-=[
Grant ]=-
Tags: attacks, prohibitionists