FRIDAY SURPRISE: You just can't make stuff like this up
Some random news bits to round out
the year...
So, according to Fox News, last Thanksgiving a man breaks into a barn, spray paints some goats, and leaves some porno behind. Guess he didn't have cable...(I'd comment on this story's interesting similarity to the town I grew up in, but thankfully I've managed to suppress those memories!)
In a story out of Russia - one that literally begs for a Yaakov Smirnoff joke - we learn that a pack of squirrels has attacked and killed a dog. What happens if they get guns? THIS:
Finally, in North Carolina they just aren't making desperate criminals like they used to. And "they" say that kids aren't affected by television!
Have a safe and sane New Year's celebration!
-=[ Grant ]=-
So, according to Fox News, last Thanksgiving a man breaks into a barn, spray paints some goats, and leaves some porno behind. Guess he didn't have cable...(I'd comment on this story's interesting similarity to the town I grew up in, but thankfully I've managed to suppress those memories!)
In a story out of Russia - one that literally begs for a Yaakov Smirnoff joke - we learn that a pack of squirrels has attacked and killed a dog. What happens if they get guns? THIS:
Finally, in North Carolina they just aren't making desperate criminals like they used to. And "they" say that kids aren't affected by television!
Have a safe and sane New Year's celebration!
-=[ Grant ]=-
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