A peek into the life of a world-famous
revolversmith
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 Filed in:
Humor, My
Life
I know you've always wondered: how
does a jet-setting gunsmith work with all of those adoring fans
hanging around? Well, I hate to disappoint you, but unless you
count an overindulged rabbit, no one is hanging around waiting for
me to pay them any attention!

Tyler, the spoiled
rabbit
Since my shop isn't open to the public, I get to dress and arrange
my environment as suits me. I usually work in sweatpants and a
sweatshirt (rarely matching), over which goes my little green
grocer's apron.
(You read that correctly; I have two old-fasioned green cotton
grocer's aprons, which I acquired when I worked in a grocery store
during high school. How long ago was that? Well, let's just say the
White House refrigerators were stocked with Billy Beer!)
My shop has no windows, so I'm forced to entertain myself as best I
can. I usually do so by playing music at somewhat
louder-than-normal volume. One might think this would be a
rock-n-roll custom, but not usually - I've been known to play
Scottish dance reels, Aaron
Copland,
Baroque trumpet concertos, and Red
Rodney at
the same transducer-destroying level. (Eclectic? Hey, I was a music
performance minor in college - I'm allowed!)
So if you call and I don't answer the phone, it's because I can't
hear it over the noise of the shop equipment. That's my story and
I'm sticking to it!
-=[ Grant ]=-