How they deal with hijackers in Lake Wobegon

I'm not a fan of Garrison Keillor; personally, I just never got his appeal, in the same way I never understood why people thought Seinfeld was funny. Guess I'm just humor impaired.

Nevertheless, I recently ran across
this piece that he wrote for The Salt Lake Tribune, on airline security. He's got a funny bit about allowing people to carry guns on board, and I have to agree with his final question:

The way to stop terrorists on planes is to encourage passengers to bring loaded firearms aboard: guys in orange vests sitting in exit rows with deer rifles on their laps, ladies with Mr. Colt in their purses, kids with peashooters. Somebody wake up the NRA. Does the Second Amendment say ''The right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed except on commercial airliners''? Where is the right wing when you really need them?



-=[ Grant ]=-
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