On reliability...
Forgive my deviation from revolver
centrism, but a recent rifle class in which I assisted brought to
mind a topic which is just not understood amongst gun owners:
"reliability."
What is "reliable"? You'll hear all kinds of definitions, all kinds
of criteria. My definition is deceptively simple: the next time you
pull the trigger, the gun will function perfectly. That means zero,
zilch, nada, nyet failures. Every single time, regardless of how
many rounds you've just shot. Not just "bang", but feed, fire,
eject, and feed again.
Sounds like I'm easy to please, right? You'd be surprised at how
few guns actually do perform to this standard. I expect a reliable
gun to do this after a full weekend of shooting, regardless of the
number of rounds I've shot, as well as right after cleaning. Every
single time, without exception.
Note that I don't specify any particular number of rounds, because
I've encountered instances where reliability was defined by some
arbitrary round count, such as 500 - and when the gun crapped out
on the 501st round, it was still deemed to be reliable since it had
met the number! Sorry, not in my book.
One test I've heard (for autoloading rifles) is "six magazines of
duty loads, fired as quickly as you can change magazines." Sounds
great, right? I've seen an AR-15 which would only pass such a test
one time, yet the owner decided it was reliable because it met the
test criteria! The fact that it couldn't perform the feat again did
not dissuade him in his opinion.
The only caveats are that 1) the gun be maintained according to the
maker's recommendations and 2) fed ammunition which conforms to
industry standards for that caliber. Anything else - such as the
ever-popular mud wrestling test, making it into a popsicle, and
other such activities - can be considered the ballistic equivalent
of a Harlem Globetrotters game: entertaining to watch, but no
indicator of an ability to win the NBA finals.
I've seen more than one gun which happily ate a magazine of ammo
after being dropped into a mud puddle, but couldn't be counted on
to function perfectly at any unannounced time. Mind you, it
malfunctioned maybe once every 400 or so rounds, but sooner or
later it would fail. Reliable? Not by my definition.
You'll run into many people who will tell you that this is "no big
deal - I've got lots of guns that will do that." At the risk of
offending someone - believe me, it's not my intention - I will
quote Hugh Laurie, playing the namesake character in the TV series
'House': "everyone lies."
When I say "every time you pull the trigger", I mean
EVERYTIME.
When I say zero failures, I mean ZERO.
One fellow of my acquaintance is known locally for his promotion of
a particular gun, which he insists is "absolutely reliable." This
is a fellow with a good reputation, someone that other people
consider honest and, presumably, look up to. Trouble is, he lies -
I've seen his gun fail, and I know others who have witnessed it
too. Yet, he continues to insist that his gun is "perfectly
reliable." In one class, I met someone with an HK 91, supposedly
the epitome of functionality; of course, the owner insisted it was
"reliable". It suffered a FTF the first day, and an FTE the second.
The owner continued to refer to it as "reliable".
If your gun will not function with ammunition that meets
industry-standard specs, then it is unreliable. I had an encounter
with a gunstore commando a while back; he was going to loan his
"custom built" AR-15 to another employee. He gushed that his pride
and joy was the most reliable gun he had ever seen - then, almost
in the same breath, told the other fellow not to shoot Winchester
ammunition in it, as "it won't feed Winchester all of the time."
Even if it functioned 100% with everything else (though I doubt
it), that it wouldn't work with one specific brand means that it
simply wasn't reliable. (Back to revolvers - if your wheelgun won't
fire every brand of ammunition in its caliber with zero misfires,
it's not reliable!
My favorite rifle instructor, Georges Rahbani, always says that you
are only as good as you are on
demand -
the same goes for your gun!
-=[
Grant ]=-